never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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