i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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