we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
And then he peed in my hair
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