it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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