Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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