It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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