i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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