You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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