it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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