Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
