i permit you to call me
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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