The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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