He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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