What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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