I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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