chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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