She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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