So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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