I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
His nipple licking is glorious
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