Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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