No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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