Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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