I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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