We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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