the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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