I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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