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yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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