i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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