I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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