I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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