Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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