I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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