tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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