Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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