im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
