I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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