Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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