This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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