why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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