ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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