Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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