wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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