OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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