why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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