1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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