the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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