real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Someone shit on the floor
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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