What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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