we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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