I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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