can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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