Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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