Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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