alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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