let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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