so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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